This Thanksgiving...

I was thankful that my gashy next-door neighbor was off terrorizing some other neighborhood.

Amen.

Test #2 In The Books.

Here's proof that I passed Microsoft Certification Exam 70-270. It was hard. The final outcome was not pretty. But I passed, which is far-and-away the only thing that matters.



Want to read more about Microsoft Certification Exams? No you don't. Stop lying.

HOME!

Where do I want to go today, you ask?

My desk on the left, closest to the food table.

They set up a communal trough in the back of the room. I can graze through the snacks without actually turning around. It's fairly handy.

And Then, We Rested.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

To the majority of U.S. citizens who made the heretofore unimaginable choice, thank you. To all the first-time voters, thank you. To all the volunteers, thank you.

And to all those from the other side who have been gracious in defeat and promise to look ahead in a spirit of cooperation, thank you.

To the rest of you? Get fucked.



jackechambersdotcom will go dark for the next 2 1/2 weeks. A couple days of rest, and then I'm off to 14 straight days of work-training -- 7 days a week, every waking hour, for two weeks. I'll be back here with something doubtlessly offensive come November 24th. While I'm gone, please enjoy the archives. And tell those strong-stomached friends of yours about us, so that we can manage more than, say 8 visits a day.

And? Cheers.

And? Thank you.

A Shocking Endorsement.

So, in NFL News:

The rest of the league can officially suck it. Eight and Oh, baby!