What? Want Home Field Advantage?

Why don't you drag your Mongoloid friends down here and try to take it, then?

No?

Didn't think so.

So, in NFL News:

The rest of the league can officially suck it. Eight and Oh, baby!

For The Love Of All That Is Holy.

Beat. The. Vols.

Please.



UPDATE 10/13: Thank you.

Dear Ravens.

Did you like that? DID YOU LIKE THAT?!

Like my man Rip would tell you:

GET YOU SOME OF THAT!

Ahhh... The Colors Of Fall...

The season when everyone breaks out their finest collegiate colors, even the ones that make them look like radioactive pumpkins. Well... the splattered guts of radioactive pumpkins.

Yuck.

Dear Heisman Voters (#2):