Support The Olympics, Bitches!

What's this I hear about people bad-mouthing China's presentation of the 2008 Olympic Games? I for one will not have it, people! That's anti-goodness, when you impugn the integrity of the host nation for a beloved event like the Summer Games. Shame on all of you.

For example, yesterday the Beijing organizers were good enough to not only have a Women's Beach Volleyball Gold Medal Match with 4 lovely, strapping athletes, but then then added a bikini-clad dance team. And then made it rain all over all of them. Dear Sweet Love in the Morning, I've never been so proud to be an American.

Or to have a big TV.