Okay, Pay Attention:

Look, I'm not saying that nothing you believe can be true, I'm just saying that the world is most assuredly not 6000 years old. And the layers of the Grand Canyon were not stocked with frickin' trilobites just to keep us guessing. The world is ancient, folks. Soak it all in.



PS: I'd like to make it clear that I'm not saying that Mark Buerhle believes in the 6000-year-old-earth theory. I'm just saying that he plays in a league where he doesn't have to bat for himself. And that's bullshit.