Fish Out Of Water!

According to Science People Who Know Things, the big African Wildebeest migrations are underway. These are apparently the longest and biggest and probably smelliest migrations anywhere -- thousands and thousands of these dumb beasts wander around looking for food and water.

Sometimes, unfortunately, they find the water.

Okay, Pay Attention:

Look, I'm not saying that nothing you believe can be true, I'm just saying that the world is most assuredly not 6000 years old. And the layers of the Grand Canyon were not stocked with frickin' trilobites just to keep us guessing. The world is ancient, folks. Soak it all in.



PS: I'd like to make it clear that I'm not saying that Mark Buerhle believes in the 6000-year-old-earth theory. I'm just saying that he plays in a league where he doesn't have to bat for himself. And that's bullshit.

LOLCHEETAHS

Another from the "Cutest Animal Photos Ever" collection. Ghost-written by Megan.

Best Nature Photo Award Winners

So, this collection of "Best Nature Photo Award Winners" was recently forwarded along to me. Although really more accurately titled "Most Cutest Animal Pictures From The Internet Over The Last Several Years," the pictures themselves were all pretty impressive. My favorite was this one:



I think it's pretty amazing, the way the mom holds onto the baby so tightly. Nature's pretty incredible, dude.