You'll Probably Need A Lot More Hefty Bags.

China -- scourge of all that is good and decent in the world -- managed to buy the 2008 Summer Olympics, based on the agreement that it would be cleaned up and essentially democratic. In the meantime, the place looks like if you set Houston on fire using the spare parts of Los Angeles, protestor-arrests and dissident-executings are going off at a record pace, and reporters there to cover the Games have discovered that (GASP!) the Intrawebs seem to be all censor-fied. Which we've known for years. Too bad we're not real journalists; we could have told them that.

Oh yeah, and the lakes where they'll have the aquatics events are completely covered in a layer of nasty algaefied slime. Yummy. Let the Games begin!



And what other Humor Blog is giving you pre-Olympics Two-For-One Bonus Fun? None worth mentioning, probably...