So on the way in to work today, some moron's tailgate (the true receptacle of all serious people's faith statements) told me that if I didn't love Jesus after trying him, it was okay: the devil would take me back.
See, if I wasn't already down with the (other) JC, I was already with the devil. And if I didn't agree that he was the best after trying him (free for 30 days, one assumes), then I was still just a bad person.
I leave her with the following, offered feebly while I still stagger from the blow of her intellect.
What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which
is the exact opposite. -Bertrand Russell, philosopher, mathematician,
author, Nobel laureate (1872-1970)
Then I found something even worse:
Ewww.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Bumper Stickers and Faith
Posted by jackechambers at 3/24/2008 07:57:00 AM
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I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, "Born okay the first time." I immediately thought of you.
Loving your webpage - =)
Auntie M
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