Boo!

You know what's stupid and silly and inevitably pointless, and yet still awesome?

The fact that your mom just won't. stop. calling. me.

Also?

"My Bloody Valentine 3-D" -- easily the best 3-D horror movie of the year so far. Basically everything you need in trashy, exploitative horror movies -- plus in 3-D. Really, you can't go wrong.

And on the horizon? Almost-assuredly crappy and yet gruesome remakes of "Friday the 13th" and "Last House on the Left." Crazy world, yo.