Now THIS Is A Border Conflict!

India and Pakistan hate each other, they always have, they think that their neighbors are infidels, they skirmish and outright war over disputed territory... they're a lot like SEC schools, in fact. But for reasons best known to themselves, they also have their border guards do ritual dances. Or something like that.

I'm not sure if "Ministry of Silly Walks" is the most impressive-looking way to boast of your superiority over your sworn enemy. I can only hope that they're dancing to Led Zeppelin's "Kashmir" in this picture...