Only If You Jump Without A Parachute.

So, yeah. Wall Street. Too big to fail, and now the latest bailout is going to come in to the tune of close to a trillion bucks. But it's okay -- we got rid of those pesky requirements that there be some kind of transparent bookkeeping... or corporate accountability... or, Heaven Forbid, a cap on executive salaries. So, while you and me are footing the bill on our salaries, there will be no cap on the salaries or Golden Parachutes for those who ran the sector into the toilet and now get to bail.

I say we offer them all Golden Showers, instead. And lots and lots of cockpunching, of course.