Monday, May 12, 2008

You Say "Fat," I Say... REALLY FAT

Apparently, some "zoo" in "Orient-Land" has been letting folks "over-feed" the "monkeys" until they're "fucking huge."

In related news, I just found a piece of a Marathon Bar in my gut-folds. And they haven't made Marathon Bars in twenty-some years. Bastards.

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