Dude, That Place Is A Fucking Mess. Seriously.

But hey, I can sure see why all the believers want to fight over it...

Which is to say, no, actually, I can't...

Let Us Pray.

I'm not going to lie. I'm pretty friggin' smart. Megan told me so.

I'm also not going to lie when I tell you I have no idea what the shit is going on in Georgia (the sub-Russian one, not the one where I grew up, although that one often confuses me as well) -- after the beat-down last month, they seem to be turning to a Teletubby-based religion.

Dude, I'm just going by what I read. Or rather, what I see in fun, out-of-context pictures.

Right... You're Gonna Need A Lot More 2x4s...

From the MSNBC Pictures of the Week comes the [ahem] inspirational story of this literal believer, in the process of building his own collection of animals for a modern-day ark. I certainly hope that none of the animals turn out to be carnivores, or that he's considered how to build in separate living spaces... or how silly the idea is... or whatever...