AAAAAAAAAAAGH MY LEGS!

OK, so explain this to me: birds are basically dinosaurs that still walk (and fly) the earth, they're chock-full of disease, they're single-minded eating and shitting machines... and then we sit down at our nice patio tables and toss them bits of bread... encouraging them... letting them get closer...

Hey. We were practically begging for it. Just tuppence a bag. And your flesh.