Back To The Way Nature Intended.

Hey oh wow, did you see that brave brave horse who ran and ran even though tragically wounded, even when they tried to stop him? No? Oh, yeah, that's right -- because such a thing has never happened.

This is late, but in the long, complicated trail that goes from magic to the intrawebs, it got missed from its originally-scheduled posting date. Hey -- they can't all be fresh, folks.

Kentucky Derby: Good News, Bad News

This is so like a line from "Glengarry Glen Ross" -- "Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

In the Derby, it turns out that not even second prize is good enough, baby.