Bonus Weekend Post for Hannah Rushmore!

And You're Double-Bagging The Cans, Right?

Hannah Rushmore sent along this inspirational story of a man with a giant tumor obscuring most of his face. I, of course, was mean.



I do that because deep down, I'm a bitter, bitter person. And a much better cashier and bagger, to be fair.

Yeah, But I Prefer Their Early Stuff.

Just for Hannah Rushmore, since she seems to think that "Fat Macaques" would be the BEST BAND NAME EVAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR:

Look, He's Just Being Honest

Hey -- he's just saying what we're all thinking.