It's Either This, Or Something About My Gash Neighbor.

But I will just say that Baby-Punching Day, which is Saturday, is in danger of getting replaced by "Punching-My-Gashy-Ass-Neighbor-In-Her-Goddamn-Gash-Face Day." Just saying.

Happy Baby-Punching Day!

What does that even mean? Damned if I know. It's just something that Hannah Rushmore goes on and on about. So, in honor of BPD, which we'll call... tomorrow (remember 4/4!), I present the following, with love.