No More Facebook Quizzes. Ever. After This One.

I'm sorry, but I just don't care "Which Variety of Cap'n Crunch Are You?", okay? (Answer: Original. Duh.)

It's Either This, Or Something About My Gash Neighbor.

But I will just say that Baby-Punching Day, which is Saturday, is in danger of getting replaced by "Punching-My-Gashy-Ass-Neighbor-In-Her-Goddamn-Gash-Face Day." Just saying.