Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Lady Vols Win Eleventy-Hundredth Title

So the Tennessee Lady Vols, coached by Summittron The Destroyer, played the Stanford Singular Cardinal last night and basically beat them down in a thorough fashion. The best part was the Stanford coach, when asked about the UT defense at halftime:

It was so bad that when ESPN sideline reporter Rebecca Lobo asked Stanford coach Tara VanDerveer how she planned to get her team to settle down and handle the pressure better, VanDerveer said something you just never hear coaches say unless they're being sarcastic, which VanDerveer was not.

"God, Rebecca," she said, "I have no idea."
[from King Kaufman, Salon.com]

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