If I Can't Take... My Coffee Break...

So, true story: not 10 seconds after posting yesterday's coffee-related rant, I got up and went to get a cup. Well into the work day, with lots of coffee drinkers around, no one had put on a pot yet. In any given week, I make the first pot 4 out of 5 days, and probably make 2 out of every 3 pots.

Another person walked around with her cup and saw me opening the carafe. "Oh, is it not fresh?" "No, it just doesn't exist yet, you stupid whore, because nobody but me seems capable of putting together the ingredients to make more of the shit!" Then I slapped her. Still a true story. I think. I hadn't had any coffee yet, so I'm a little blurry on the details...