Um, Yeah... It Got Noisy...

Sorry. More sports? Hey -- when your favorite teams enters the ranks of the immortals in the biggest event it its thing, then we'll talk more about that. Not sure what's going on? I'd be happy to discuss it.

In the meantime, let's just expand an earlier "Suck it, London!" yell to include all of England. And Christian Ronaldo, too. I hate that little bitch.



Link will take you to the home page of my beloved FC Barcelona. They won a big championship. Blah blah blah soccer blah blah championship blah blah whatever.

39? Really? Daaaaaaaaaaaang.

In honor of the Big 3-9, I give you the most famous OTHER 39-er from Georgia, James Earl Carter hisself, the Big Jimmy.



And in honor of the Big Jimmy, I present to you SNL's "Ask President Carter."



Come party with us at the Grille on Friday AND Saturday. In the meantime, just mellow out the best you can, okay?

Party? More Like ParTEEZ.

'Sabout that time of year again -- mosquito season, baseball All-Star Game ballot-stuffing, free-range annoying teenagers on the streets instead of in school... and the annual liquor-fueled debauchery that descends on Sportsman's Grille in Hillsboro Village. Come be a part of it, won't you?

Even better, it's a two-night deal!
Friday 5/15: Happy Hour at Grille 4-6, then Sounds game at 7. Tickets to game HERE.
Saturday 5/16: Party at Grille 12-6, then NRG bout at 7. Tickets to bout HERE.

Nice Stadium. For Us To Take A Poop On.

I was reading an article last week about how the term "rape" was getting devalued to mean any kind of victory, and how that was bad, and yet there's really no other way to describe what my beloved blaugrana did to Real Madrid right there in front of their own family members. For those keeping score (and that's probably just me), Barca's 6 goals were the most scored by a visitor since 1950. Ka. Bam. And no matter what happens Wednesday, Chelsea still sucks.



PS: Confidential to "Lane." Yes, it's sports. It is what it is. ;)